How To Get People To Look At The Camera

The easy way to get attention (Photo by Thirteen of Clubs)

When taking pictures at an event, it is often difficult to get people to concentrate on the camera so you can get a good picture of them.  This become increasingly difficult with busy events such as weddings, anniversaries, birthday parties, and underwear clad biking conventions.

However, the photographer pictured here has come up with a novel solution to this issue. In hindsight, it seems obvious that wearing a diaper with brown fluid running down his leg would get people staring in the right direction. 

If only there was a way to replicate this in a fashion that was more acceptable at a wedding...

Possibly the addition of a bow-tie.

Steamy Rolls Appear in Park

What a lovely day in the park!  (Taken by Thirteen of Clubs)

It was such a lovely day, and what better to do than to take in some of that great sunshine and natural beauty at the local park.

I always love going to the park since there is always something going on, and today was no exception.  For today was naked day!

What is naked day?!?! Why, obviously naked day is where everyone can run around semi-clad, or wearing only rainbow bars ending in poorly drawn carton cats.

Naked day is very forgiving; welcoming even the most out of shape participant, however, participants are cautioned that they must be careful not to loose their banana hammock.

Many opt for suspenders as insurance to prevent errant banana injuries incurred while falling out of a hammock. While some wear bike helmets to prevent the head injuries that can happen when tripping over beer cans while staring at the lady with the rolls.

Hey, they were the ones having the picnic, so, don't complain to me about her steamy (probably sweaty) rolls.  It was hot and sunny and she just did all that work to set up the picnic, so don't even go there.

I'm just glad that the guy with no body hair was sensible enough to wear some shoes.  I've seen the dogs who frequent that section of the park, and believe me, you don't want to be stepping in one of those surprises without any shoes on.

The Secret Taco Conspiracy

Kickin' the can... 3rd world style (Photo credit: Tom Spender)

Have you ever found a pack of wild tacos hiding in the back seat of your car and wondered just how long they have been there?  Only they weren't tacos... were they?!? At least that's what the policeman, who happened to have the head of a goat, said after pulling you over. It's a good thing that you remembered to bring that case of lettuce so you could bribe him to get out of that trumped up charge of illegal taco smuggling across undefined borders. Are you following me, man?!?? Wake up and sniff the tea bags, it's a secret take over by the goat-headed pig men who want to eat all of our lettuce by making false clams of illegal taco smuggling!


Yea... Something like that.